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Naughty Austin
presents
PSYCHO
BEACH PARTY
Thurs.,
Fri., Sat. @ 8:00 p.m.,
September
21 -
October 28
ARTS
ON REAL,
2826 Real Street,
Austin, TX. 78722
For reservations:
512-472-ARTS
or
click here!
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after 7:30 PM
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“Gidget”,
Frankie and Annette beach party epics and Hitchcock
psychological suspense thrillers such as “Spellbound” and “Marnie” are
given a shotgun marriage in this hysterical campy comedy
by Charles Busch.
Chicklet
Forrester, a teenage tomboy, desperately wants to be
part of the surf crowd on Malibu Beach in 1962.
One thing getting in her way is her unfortunate tendency towards split
personalities. Her most dangerous alter ego is a sexually voracious
vixen named Ann Bowman who has nothing less than world domination on
her mind.
As the beatnik surfers start to meet tragic (and hysterical ends) could
Chicket be responsible for the acts of violence? It's a rock 'em, sock
'em zowwee of a fantabulous time as it all comes to a climax at the
ultimate party of the year,
the annual Luau!
Intended
for Adults.
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Berdine,
Chicklet & Marvel Ann
Enjoying The Sun
(Bryan Schneider, Breanna Stogner,
and Elissa Linares)
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Kanaka's
Shack
(Breanna Sogner, Chris Sykes,
Joe Chauncey, and Matthew Rush)
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Chicklet
Gets Some Advice From
Her Mother Ruth
(Breanna Stogner and Joe Hartman)
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Kanaka
and Starcat Face Off
(Chris Sykes and Errich Petersen)
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Marvel
Ann Gives Starcat
A Piece Of Her Mind
(Errich Petersen and Elissa Linares)
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There
Was A Crazy Beach Party
That Was Underway
(Chris Sykes, Errich Petersen,
Kimberley Mead, Dale Herbert, and
Joe Chauncey.)
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Bettina
Barnes Scares Yo-Yo
With Tales Of The Haunted House
(Matthew Rush and Kimberley Mead)
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Chicklet
Loses Control At The Luau
(Errich Petersen, Breanna Stogner,
Elizabeth Mildren (blurred in back),
Elissa Linares and Bryan Schneider)
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Naughty Austin
presents
PAGEANT
III
November
16 & 17
PREVIEW
November 18, 2006
-
January 6, 2007
Thurs.,
Fri., Sat. @ 8:00 p.m.,
No Show On Thansgiving
SPECIAL PERFORMANCE
AND GALA
December
31st
at 9 PM
ARTS
ON REAL,
2826 Real Street,
Austin, TX. 78722
For reservations:
512-472-ARTS
Tickets
Will Be Held
At Will-Call
To Be Picked Up
after 7:30 PM
on the night of each
performance!
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Who
will it be?
Miss
Great Plains?
Miss West Coast?
Miss Bible Belt?
Miss Industrial Northeast?
Miss Deep South?
Miss Texas?
It's your call at this
musical comedy Beauty Contest
where all of the girls have
"That Little Something Extra."
Winner of Best Musical,
Best
Ensemble Cast,
Best Production,
as well as #2 on
"The Top Ten Things To See"
in Austin!
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Problems buying tickets? Write blake@artsonreal.com.
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MAMBO
ITALIANO
Written
by Steve Galluccio
February 15 -
March 24, 2007
Auditions:
October 21, 2006
Click here to schedule an appointment.
It's EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND meets SORDID LIVES! Poor Angelo.
His love for his boyhood friend Nino is rekindled as adults;
Angelo is now a failing TV sitcom writer, and Nino is a butch
New York cop. Angelo just wants to be able to bring Nino home
to the family who has known Nino all his life... But the family
is set in their old-country ways, and has plans of their own
for both boys. Familial love is heartwarming and heartbreaking
in this hit comedy set in Little Italy.
Directed by Doug Taylor.
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